Friday, 27 May 2011

Secrets about McDonald's

I'm going to take a break from all the super serious and borderline conspiracy theorist postings, and just post a little fun, and maybe for some informative blog. Today's blog will be about things you could order from McDonalds that aren't really on the menu!

Can I see the secret menu please?
Now I'll admit, the first time that I tried any of this, I was pretty drunk. It was a late night, me and my buddies got hungry, so we went to McDonald's. One of my friends was like, "Hey Steve, I dare you to order a double cheeseburger, but tell them to make it like a Big Mac". Being in a highly intoxicated state of mind, of course I agreed without question. I went up to the counter, and made my order.

Steve: "Two double cheeseburgers, and ummm... Could you make them like a Big Mac?"
Cashier: "Make it like a Big Mac?"
Steve: " Yeah man, you know, chop up some lettuce, throw it on there, and then dabble it in some Big Mac sauce. I want a double cheeseburger, but I want you to pretend you're making a Big Mac."
Cashier: "Oh, I guess I could do that... 2.93$ please."

Much to our drunken surprise, it actually worked, and tasted AMAZING. And just like that, I realized that you could get any sauce, on any sandwich. The rest of the night was filled with cheering and awe of our discovery. I'll now share with you some other "inventions" that I've tried over time, and have come to know and love. Ever since this discovery, I've never truly ordered off the McDonald's  menu.

My favourite sandwich to get when I'm on a budget is a Jr. Chicken with Spicy Thai Sauce. This is an incredible sandwich for the price. at 1.47$ a piece, how could you not get it? The Thai Sauce just adds the extra flavour that the original sandwich was missing. This is highly recommended!

What you know 'bout spices?
Another favourite of mine when I feel like splurging a little bit, is a Quarter Pounder with Big Mac Sauce. I like Big Macs and all, but I find that the patties are too thin, and you can't really taste the meat too well. But the problem with the Quarter Pounder is that it feels like it's missing something... After you add Mac sauce, you can't go back to eating normal Quarter Pounders!

Last but not least, is the infamous McGangBang, however, I add a little twist to mine. I call it the MacGangBang. And I'm sure you've all ready figured that out. I ask for Big Mac sauce on the double cheese burger. Hahaha. For those that don't know, the McGangBang is a Jr. Chicken sandwich INSIDE a double cheese burger. Probably one of the manliest (and greasiest) sandwiches around. But it's a pretty good (and filling!) bargain for only 3$!

Double Down's got nothing on me boys
I hope you enjoyed my creations and suggestions. Has anybody ever tried this before? Do you have any other crazy sandwiches that you enjoy? Tell me in the comments section!

34 comments:

  1. That's actually pretty smart :)
    too bad I don't eat hamburgers...

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  2. how have i never thought of this before!? You are BRILLIANT!

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  3. disgusting man. i cannot eat that processed dog shit. my body would reject it.

    did u know that mcdonalds receives MILLIONS in taxpayer subsidies so that they can market cheese? It's true. In fact Domino's, Burger King, and many other fast food chains take advantage of this corporate welfare, paid for by the taxpayer. It is awarded to companies that market cheese made in America.

    We need to stop giving these fuckers our money, and we need to stop damaging our health in the process.

    /rant

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  4. nice im going to go try this now!

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  5. I am not a big fan of Mc Donalds, but the chicken w/ Thai sauce sounds good. :)

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  6. nice creation but one for me is enough!

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  7. Mmmmh so hungry for a mcdonalds now!

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  8. After I discovered that meat usually has taste, and that there are spices in our house, I don't eat McDonalds crap anymore.
    Experimenting with real food designed for humans is infinitely better than anything from McShite and such

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  9. But then again I am a bit of a burger snob

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  10. You created a new burger .. congratulation!

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  11. You're not the only one who's been on a maccas binge after a night on the piss. :P

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  12. Bwahahahaha awesome!
    Oh damn... next time I get stoned with my friends we'll do this.

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  13. What an inventive way to abuse the McDonald's menu. If I wasn't such a picky eater I'd try this out!

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  14. I always order bbq sauce on everything =P

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  15. i like McDonalds but i feel fat after i eat there so i usually eat at subway

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  16. Hhahaha, I gotta try! That's so funny!

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  17. Hahaha I made the same mistake once!

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  18. Hahahah gotta try this someday! Hahaha take care man! Following.

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  19. Hahahaha! Awesome! Have you ever heard of the Teramac? 10 cheeseburgers! You should try that next time!

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  20. Nice ideas there, gotta try this. followed :)

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  21. Haha. That was a fun post to read. I didn't know you could do that at McD's!

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  22. do i have to be as drunk as you were to try this? XD

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  23. Makes me hungry! But McDonalds is very unhealthy haha

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  24. I've had a couple McGangBangs before, very yummy and very filling for only $2. Next time I got to McDonalds Ill try ordering the McChicken with the Spicy Thai Sauce, that sounds really good.

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  25. @tony

    Yes, yes, yes, and yes. I love you.

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  26. I like your post, but your background is killing me eyes! DX

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